arghhhh theres a squirrel in my house grrr

i was on my pc this morning and when i looked out of me window i seen a squirrel on my wall so i thought to myself awwwww thats nice but when i was eating my dinner about 2 hours later my dog was wanting to go out so i let him out and let the back door open for him then about 5 mins later as i was eating my chips, pie and beans in shoots this fucking squirrel running around my house like it was on speed or summit and i cant catch it ive left nuts all around my house 4 him in hope he will come out and i can catch the fucker but my dog keeps fucking eating um the dull twat. so im running out of ideas now to catch the fucking thing does anyone have any ideas how i can catch it coz its driving me fucking mad.

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo dont be mean and let the liccle thing move in hehe

can sympathise, been through that myself. This worked for me, Keep your dog in a different room, in the early morning open a window leaving a little peanut butter or nuts on the window ledge and a trail out to the garden. Gota stay quiet though or they go barmey again.

Alternatively if that doesn't work - take a peak at it's rear end to establish whether you have a male or female squirrel and then find the opposite gender and tie it up in the garden to entice the other one out of the house !!!